*How to kill a lion By Companies...*

Accenture Method:

hire a lion... ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.
give him gobi 65 to eat again and again.
hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit
give them same gobi 65 to eat
hire 200 more....... and more .! ......

Infosys method:
hire a lion
keep him in bench 4 long time
give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary
lion dies of hunger and frustration

Kanbay Method:

Hire a Cat; give him a salary of a Lion...
Give him work of 3 Lions
Tell him to work late and even on weekends...
No time for food and family, automatically die

IBM's metbod:

hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour ...he dies of unemployment...

Syntel Method:-

Hire a Cat ...
assure him that he will eventually become a Lion once he reaches onsite and
make sure that he never reaches onsite.
Cat dies in hope of becoming a Lion....

MBT method:

hire the lion, make him take 14 tests and tell him that if he doesn't score
60% he will lose the job.
lion dies of the strain?

i-Flex method:

hire a lion???.oops cow, tell him he is a lion, send him in African safari
for implementing flexcube in god forbidden territories, tell him if he
comes
alive he will get band movement (promotion)
holy cow dies in fear of the real lion

COSL Method:

hire a lion .
tell him to merge with Goats (polaris) and reduce his allowance...
lion dies from fear that tommorrow he might become a goat....

Polaris Method :

hire ..sorry....purchase a lion(COSL) ..
change his timings...(instead of 9:30 AM ...change it to 8:30 AM )
cut down his allowance (coupons etc)
lio! n dies from fear of becoming CAT.....


Patni method:

hire a lion, give him a salary of a cat...
the lion dies before joining....


Wipro Method:

Hire a Lion,
give him a mail Id.
he will die recieving stupid mails all day........!!!!

TCS Method:

Hire a lion....
Send him to TRIVANDRUM
Ask him to learn learn learn long time
Ask him to eat kerala food with coconut oil
No good food, No water..and specially No Beautiful girls

And Posting at very far place from hometown.

And say him "Go Ahead be a Tiger".
Lion dies in confusion he is Tiger or lion......