Never Fight a Woman
Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the
woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I
noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she
replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him
legally."
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.I'll never
understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto
your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be
afraid of a spider.
WIFE V/S HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not
saying a word. A n earlier discussion had led to an argument
and
either of them wanted to concede their position. As they
passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband
asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" ?"Yep," the wife
replied, "in-laws."
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words
women use a day...30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife
replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and
asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife
responded, " Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so
you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would
be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should
brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do
it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait
as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in
charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because
that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife
replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the
Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies,
"I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible,
and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of
several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"
woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I
noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she
replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him
legally."
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.I'll never
understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto
your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be
afraid of a spider.
WIFE V/S HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not
saying a word. A n earlier discussion had led to an argument
and
either of them wanted to concede their position. As they
passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband
asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" ?"Yep," the wife
replied, "in-laws."
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words
women use a day...30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife
replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and
asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife
responded, " Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so
you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would
be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should
brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do
it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait
as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in
charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because
that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife
replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the
Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies,
"I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible,
and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of
several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"
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