Story of A Married Man

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight
begins!

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

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A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who
surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.

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If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy
Independence Day

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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage

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Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of
Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash