Sad PJs

Teacher : why are majority of south Indians are dark in color?

Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying sunscreen lotion........
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Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?


Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.

Teacher : Spell it?

Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"

Banta : How do you know??

Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..
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Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.

Police : How the thief did not take TV???

Sardar : I was watching TV na....

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Thought for the Day!!!

If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?

Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
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Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates. Tell why this odd combination?

Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear SHIRTs!!!

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Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"

Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!

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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Answer : On their Wedding !!

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Whats the height of Intelligence?

Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme ...