New Age IT Wife....

*Dear Tech Support Team:
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* Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
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* I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that
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* took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
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* In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
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* monitors all other system activities.
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* Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3 , Cricket 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies
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* 7.5 , and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever
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* selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting
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* to run my favorite applications.
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* I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall '
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* doesn't work on Wife 1.0 .
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* Please help!
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* Thanks,
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* "A Troubled User "
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* REPLY:
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* By Experienced Person Dealing such matter since 3.5 yrs.
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* This is only 'RAM BAAN'.
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* Dear Troubled User:
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* This is a very common problem that people complain about.
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* Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is
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* just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
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* Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
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* EVERYTHING !!!
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* It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
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* It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
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* You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to
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* allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child
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* I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
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* I suggest installing the background application " Yes Dear" to alleviate
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* software augmentation.
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* The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
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* ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
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* will return to normal anyway.
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* Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
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* Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5 , Sweep
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* 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use
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* these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program
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* NagNag 9.5 .
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* Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is
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* to purchase additional software. I recommend Dress 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0
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* STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWith
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* Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will
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* cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
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* Best of luck
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* Tech Support ..... *