Budget '08

1. New tax slabs will be: 10 per cent for Rs 1,50,000 to Rs 3,00,000, 20 per cent for Rs 3,00,000 to Rs 5,00,000 and 30 per cent above Rs 5,00,000.
2. Short term capital gains tax increased to 15%
3. Threshold for small service providers raised from Rs. eight lakh to Rs 10 lakh.
4. Changes in IT slab. Threshold of exemption for all Income Tax assesses raised from from 1,10,000 to 1,50,000.
5. Asset management service under mutual funds, services by stock exchanges to be brought under Services Tax net.
6. NO CHANGE IN CORPORATE INCOME TAX, NO CHANGE IN SURCHARGE
7. TAX EXEMPTION FOR SENIOR CITIZENS: RS 225000
8. TAX EXEMPTION FOR WOMEN: RS 180000
9. PERSONAL TAXATION: EXEMPTION LIMIT INCREASED TO 1,50,000 FROM RS 1,10,000.. everyone gets a relief of Rs 4000!
10. General Centvat on all goods to be reduced from 16 per cent to 14 per cent. Excise duty reduced from 16 per cent to eight per cent on all pharmaceutical goods manufacture.
11. Excise duty on small cars reduced to 12 per cent from 16 per cent and hybrid cars to 14 per cent.
12. PERSONAL TAXATION: SLABS CHANGED
13. Duty on crude and unrefined sulphur reduced from five to 2 per cent to help raise domestic fertiliser production.
14. CIGARETTES TO BE TAXED MORE. Duty on non filter cigarettes to be raised.
15. No change in peak rate of customs duty for non agriculture imports.
16. Excise duty on two-wheelers cut from 16% to 12%
17. Tax to GDP ratio increased from 9.2 per cent in 2004-05 to 12.5 per cent 2007-08.
18. No excuse duty on wireless data cards, composting machines. Excise duty reduced from 16 to 8 per cent on water purification items.
19. Excise duty on small cars cut.. might become cheaper
20. Special Countervailing Duty on power imports.
21. Duty withdrawn on naptha for production of polymers.
22. Customs duty on specified life saving drugs reduced from ten per cent to five per cent.
23. Customs duty on specified sports goods machinery down from 7.5 per cent to five per cent.
24. EXCISE DUTIES: GENERAL CENVAT RATE CUT ON ALL GOODS FROM 16% TO 14%. This is being done to boost the manufacturing segment
25. TAX: Customs duty exemption on Naphtha withdrawn, execpt for that used for making fertilizers
26. TAX: helicopter similators, customs duty cut
27. TAX: SOME SPORTS GOODS raw materials exempt from duty
28. TAX: Convergence products, duty cut from 10% to 5%
29. HOWEVER, CUSTOMS DUTIES TO BE REDUCED ON SOME POWER PROJECTS, STEEL MELTING SCRAP, ON SOME LIFE-SAVING DRUGS.
30. TAX: no duty on set-top boxes
31. CUSTOMS DUTY: NO CHANGE IN PEAK RATE OF CUSTOMS DUTY
32. Fiscal deficit pegged at 3.1 per cent and revenue deficit at 1.4 per cent.
33. TAXATION: promises tax payer friendly regime.
34. Rs 624 crore allocated for Commonwealth Games.
35. DEFENCE: Allocation for defence to be increased by 10 per cent from Rs 96,000 crore to Rs 1,05,600 crore.
36. PROTECTING THE TIGER: One time grant of Rs 50 crore for the National Tiger Fund Authority, to deploy a special tiger protection force.
37. DEFENCE: Allocation to be increased by 10%
38. Three schemes to be introduced for providing social security to unorganised sector workers.
39. 6th Pay Commission to table report by March 31 2008.
40. Rs 750 crore for upgradation of 300 ITIs in 25 districts.
41. Rs 32,676 crore as subsidy to Public Distribution System.
42. PDS -- Public Distribution System -- through smart cards in Haryana and Chandigarh to start on pilot basis.
43. Chidambaram said that according to estimates, 3 crore marginal and small farmers would benefit from the overnment's amnesty. Under the one-time settlement scheme that will benefit another one crore farmers, the government will give a rebate of 25 per cent on payment of outstanding loans. The agricultural credit of scheduled banks is estimated at Rs 2,40,000 crore in the current fiscal and it would go up to Rs 2,80,000 crore in 2008-09.
44. PAN requirement to be extended to all transactions in capital market subject to a threshold.
45. So where will the money come from? Is he going to tax us more? Wait with bated breath as he is about to roll out his tax proposals in a moment.
46. Presenting his fifth Budget and the last one before the general elections, Chidambaram announced waiver of Rs 50,000 crore worth of loans to small and marginal farmers and a settlement scheme for other farmers that would cost the exchequer another Rs 10,000 crore.
47. Finance Minister P Chidambaram today announced a Rs 60,000-crore relief package for farmers, including complete waiver of loans given to small and marginal farmers.
48. Risk Capital Fund to be set up in SIDBI, the Small Industrial Development Bank of India.
49. PAN NEEDED FOR ALL MARKET TRANSACTIONS.
50. SMEs TO BENEFIT: Micro, small and medium enterprises to continue to get special attention, says the finance minister.
51. GOOD NEWS FOR TEXTILES: Allocation for Textile Upgradation Fund to be more than doubled.
52. 75 lakh people to be covered by health insurance schemes, says FM.
53. MORE ON FARMERS' LOAN WAIVER: The loan waiver scheme will benefit 3 crore (30 MILLION) small and medium farmers and cover loans totalling Rs 50,000 crore (Rs 500 billion). One crore (10 million) other farmers will benefit to the tune of Rs 10,000 crore (Rs 100 billion) in the waiver.
54. OIL EXPLORATION: Foreign investment of $3.5 billion to $8 billion expected for exploration and development of new oil blocks.
55. National Fund for Transmission and Distribution Reforms to be launched.
56. Rs 800 crore for accelerated power reforms programme.
57. More reforms needed in coal and electricity sectors to ensure double digit growth in manufacturing sector.
58. The corpus of rural infrastructure development fund to be raised to Rs 14,000 crore, the FM says.
59. By loan waiver scheme, the country is discharging a deep debt and sense of gratitude to farmers, says Chidambaram.
60. Loan waiver scheme to involve loans liability of Rs 60,000 crore and to benefit four crore farmers.
61. Stock market benchmark Sensex today dropped by over 200 points, in the middle of Finance Minister P Chidambaram announcing loan waivers worth Rs 60,000 crore for farmers in his budget speech.
62. The government proposed to waive agricultural loans given by scheduled commercial banks, regional rural banks and cooperative credit institutions to farmers up to March 31, 2007 and due for December 31.
63. Implementation of debt waiver and debt relief for farmers will be completed by June 30 this year, the FM announced.
64. Market falls by 222.91 points to 17601.57 amid loan waiver announcement in budget.
65. There will, says FM, a one-time settlement of loans for other farmers.
66. Agriculture loans restructured and rescheduled by banks from 2004-06 and other loans normally rescheduled under RBI guidelines will also be eligible under the waiver scheme.
67. Meanwhile, statistics show that inflation has risen to 4.89 per cent for the week ended February 16, against 4.35 per cent in the previous week.
68. Chidambaram begins again.. amidst more noise and shouts and slogans..
69. Chidambaram's budget is certainly addressing a vote bank: farmers. If this is an indication of things to come, it might turn out to be a very very populist budget.
70. Chidambaram begins again.. amidst more noise and shouts and slogans..
71. MORE NOISE IN LOK SABHA.. EVERYONE IS SHOUTING AT THE SAME TIME... CHIDAMBARAM CAN ONLY LOOK ON HELPLESSLESSLY..
72. Agricultural loans given by scheduled commercial banks, regional rural banks and cooperative credit institutions up to March 31, 2007 and due for December 31 that year will be covered under the waiver scheme to address the problem of indebtedness.
73. Complete waiver of loans for marginal farmers owning land up to one hectare and small farmers owning land up to 1 and 2 hectares.
74. Nobody is listening to the Speaker. The members seem very agitated over the loan-waiver announcement by the FM. Meanwhile, Chidambaram can only keep repeating "Sir...," "Sir..."
75. Members shouting. "GO TO YOUR SEAT," shouts Speaker Somnath Chatterjee.
76. House erupts in uproar. Opposition and govt MPs are shouting at the top of their voices. Speech held up for now.
77. A scheme of debt waiver and relief for small and marginal farmers announced.
78. National Plant Protection Training Institute at Hyderabad to be made autonomous body and Rs.29 crore will be allocated to it.
79. National Horticulture Mission to be given Rs 1,100 crore in 2008-09 with special focus on coconut cultivation.
80. Rs 644 crore for National Agriculture Insurance Scheme, which will be continued pending evolving an alternative crop insurance scheme.
81. Rs 20,000 crore for irrigation projects under AIPB, showing an increase of Rs 9,000 crore over last year.
82. COMPLETE WAIVER OF ALL LOANS FOR SMALL AND MARGINAL FARMERS.
83. ALL AGRI LOANS DISBURSED BY COMMERCIAL BANKS TO BE WAIVED
84. Rs 75 crore to be given to Agriculture Ministry for providing mobile soil testing laboratories in 250 districts.
85. FARMERS' DEBT TO BE WAIVED!
86. Manufacturing, construction pull down Q3 GDP to 8.4 per cent A downturn in manufacturing and construction sectors pulled down economic growth rate in the third quarter of this fiscal to 8.4 per cent from 9.1 per cent a year ago. While the growth rate of the manufacturing sector came down to 9.3 per cent during October-December 2007 from 11.3 per cent in the corresponding period previous year, the construction sector growth rate dipped to 8.4 per cent from 10.8 per cent during the same period. According to quarterly estimates of Gross Domestic Product (GDP) released by the government today, October-December quarter was the worst in 2007-08 in terms of economic growth (8.4 per cent), which in turn can make come true the fears expressed in the Economic Survey that GDP growth for the full fiscal would fall below 9 per cent. The Economic Survey, tabled by Finance Minister P Chidambaram in Parliament yesterday, had said the economy during 2007-08 is expected to grow by 8.7 per cent. The GDP
87. A target of Rs 2.80 lakh crore for agriculture credit set for the coming year.
88. Rs 500 crore for corpus fund to subsidise all women Self Helf Groups for LIC cover for permanent disability.
89. Rs 7,200 crore to be allocated to the Ministry of Women and Child Development, marking an increase of 24 per cent.
90. Meanwhile, the prices of some commodities like urad dal, gram dal and sooji have declined while maida edged up in the wholesale foodgrains market. Urad dal moved back to Rs 3,750 from Rs 3,850. Gram dal moved down by Rs 150 per quintal to Rs 3,100 from previous rate of Rs 3,250. Sooji edged down by Rs 25 to Rs 1,500 from against previous rate of Rs 1,525.
91. 288 public sector bank branches to be opened in districts having minority community concentration.
92. Agriculture growth rate at 2.6%. Agri credit too has doubled. More funds to be allocated for agriculture credit/loans.
93. Rs 540 crore for multi-sectoral development plan for minority concentration districts.
94. Scheduled Castes, Scheduled Tribes and minority students to continue to get special attention.
95. Rs 500 crore for identifying urgent needs of development programmes of border areas like Arunachal Pradesh.
96. Allocation for several schemes in North East raised from Rs 14,365 crore to Rs 16,400 crore.
97. Allocation for Rajiv Gandhi Drinking Water Mission to be increased to Rs 7,300 crore. Rs 200 crore for potable water in schools. Rs 300 crore to be set aside for desalination plant in Chennai for drinking water.
98. Jawaharlal Nehru Urban Renewal Mission to get Rs 6,865 crore this year against Rs 5,482 crore past year.
99. NREGA -- the National Rural Employment Guarantee Scheme -- to be rolled out in all the 596 rural districts in the country in 2008-09.
100. Some opposition members make noise to disrupt the speech, but the trouble passes soon.
101. The speech goes on... Rs 85 crore sanctioned for scholarships to students pursuing science education, says the finance minister.
102. Indian Institutes of Science Education and Research to be set up at Bhopal and Thiruvananthapuram.
103. Rs 992 crore for national AIDS programme.
104. A national programme for the elderly to be started at a cost of Rs 400 crore.
105. Allocation for ICDS -- Integrated Child Development Schemes -- increased to Rs 6,300 crore.
106. Rashtra Swasthya Beema Yojana to start from April 1, 2008 in Delhi and Haryana. Rs 30,000 for each family belonging to unorganised sector.
107. Health outlay has been raised by 15%.
108. Allocation for NRHM -- the National Rural Health Mission -- increased to Rs 12,050 crore.
109. Allocation for NRHM increased to Rs 12,050 crore.
110. The country's economic growth slowed down to 8.4 per cent for the quarter ended December 31, 2007, reflecting the apprehensions expressed in the Economic Survey that GDP expansion would fall below 9 per cent. The GDP growth during the year-ago quarter had stood at 9.1 per cent, while growth during the full year 2006-07 had touched 9.6 per cent. The Economic Survey, tabled in Parliament yesterday by Finance Minister P Chidambaram, had said economic expansion would cool to 8.7 per cent in 2007-08 due to sluggishness in consumer durables segment, infrastructure and industrial production. "The new challenge is to maintain growth at these levels, not to speak of raising it further to double digit levels," the Survey, a report card on the economy, had said.
111. Rs 100 crore to be given to the Information Technology ministry to set up national knowledge centres, the FM announced.
112. Schools of architecture and planning to be set up in Bhopal and Vijaywada.
113. Three IITs to be set up in Andhra Pradesh, Bihar and Rajasthan.
114. Navodaya Vidyalayas to be opened in 20 districts with special focus on regions having SC/ST concentration. Allocation of Rs 130 crore for this purpose has been proposed by the finance minister.
115. Mid day Meal scheme extended to upper primary level in 3479 schools.
116. FM plans to provide Rs 13,100 crore for the Sarva Siksha Abhiyan.
117. 16 central universities to be opened in 2008-09.
118. Rs.750 crore more to be given for merit scholarship to students up to 10th and 12th class.
119. 410 additional Kasturba Gandhi Vidyalaya to be set up in backward blocks.
120. Gross budgetary support to be raised to Rs 2,43,386 crore, an increase of more than Rs 38,000 crore from last year.
121. Allocation for Bharat Nirman to be raised to Rs 31,280 crore.
122. Twenty per cent hike in education budget this year from Rs 28,674 crore to Rs 34,400 crore.
123. Eleventh Plan started on a robust growth.
124. 6,000 high quality 'model schools' to be set up at a cost of Rs 600 crore. FM wants India to be a knowledge society.
125. Agriculture credit doubled in the first two years of the government to reach Rs 2.4 lakh crore (Rs 2.4 trillion) by March 2008.
126. Primary education to be a major policy initiative in this year's Budget.
127. The FM plans to allot more for education, especially at the primary school level.
128. Agriculture credit has been doubled in the first two years of UPA rule, says the FM.
129. Services and manufacturing sectors expected to grow by 10.7 per cent and 9.4 per cent, says Chidambaram.
130. Keeping inflation under check is one of the cornerstones of the Government's policy.
131. Rice production estimiated at 94.08 million tonnes, maize 16.78 mt, soyabean 9.45 mt and cotton 23.38 million bales.
132. Govt will monitor foreign fund inflow, the FM said.
133. We need to be vigilant and be proactive to change our policies, to counter this global problem.
134. Govt will take steps to take steps to check rise of inflation.
135. Growth rate of agricultre extimated at 2.6 per cent during the current year.
136. Indian economy, like all developing economies, are beinghurt by these global upheavals in prices.
137. This is the FM's 7th Budget.
138. Agriculture growth was disappointing at 2.6% only, hurting the economy. The rise in global oil prices too has hurt us, say the FM.
139. India's growth will be at 8.7% according to the CSO, but FM optimistic India will attain 8.8% growth at least.
140. PC hails Manmohan Singh as he begins his speech. Indian economy has recorded an over 8% growth for 12 successive quarters, says the FM.
141. The FM has now begun his Speech.
142. Finance Minister P Chidambaram is about to present the Union Budget for 2008-09 in Parliament. However, it remains to be seen if the belligerent Opposition political parties allow him to read out his Budget Speech in peace. There is uproar in the Lok Sabha and the Speaker Somnath Chatterjee is finding it difficult to control the members of parliament.

Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention..................

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

F1 Grand Prix - Schedule

Railway Budget - Highlights

Railway profit in 2007-08 at Rs 25,000 crore.

· 50% concession for AIDS patient

· Foot over bridges at all high-level platforms.

· Northern railway main hospital in Delhi will be fully air-conditioned. Divisional railway hospitals in Jaipur and Hubli will be upgraded.

· A new rail coach unit to be set up in Kerala

· A 1,000 megawatt captive power plant to be set up in Nabinagar in Bihar

· Ten new Garib Raths and 53 new trains to be introduced.

· Railway tickets to show 'expected time of arrival'

Thirty per cent discount to senior citizens for rail travel and 50 per cent discount for women in all classes
Mother Child Health Express to be started.
Clearance given for western freight corridor from Delhi to JNPT, Nhava Sheva, adjoining Mumbai.
Close circuit TV and bomb detecting equipment to be installed at major stations.
Doubling of lines to be given priority.
Railways planning smart card-based ticketing system.
CCTvs at all important stations
Modular toilets to be introduced in trains.
· 'Go Mumbai' card to be sold at bus depots.

· Freight loading estimated to increase from 650 mt to 1100 mt by 2011

· New policy for wagon leasing.

· New line for Ennore Power Station.

· By 2010, all coaches will be made of steel.

Professional agencies being involved on a pilot basis to ensure cleanliness in running trains.
Work on automatic signaling to start in new sections.
Railways to bring in led displays in stations on train arrivals/ departures.
· Stainless steel coaches for mail and express trains.

· Cleanliness drive on rajdhani and shatabdi trains.

· Railways show a surplus of Rs 68,778 cr in last four years.

· Railways to provide escalators at 50 per cent of the stations in the country.

· Railway Minister Lalu Yadav announced that Indian Railways will introduce 15,000 ticketing counters in the next 2 years. The Railways plans to offer tickets through mobile phones.

· By 2009 call centre based inquiry services to be unveiled.

· Issuance of wait-listed e-tickets will also allowed

· Operating ratio of the Railways was at 76%.

· Rs 49,250 crore invested into new railway projects.

· Railway plan size increased from Rs 11,000 crore to Rs 30,000 crore in the last four years.

· Productivity of Railway assets has been constantly increasing.

· Railways attained 790 tonne payload target in the year 2007-08.

· E-ticket booking is likely to rise to 300,000 from 100,000 in a year.

· Freight traffic target of 785 million tonnes crossed to touch 790 million tones

· Railway plan size increased from Rs 11,000 crore to Rs 30,000 crore in the last four years.

· 560 railway station platforms to be lengthened to take long trains.

· Middle-level and low-level platforms to be upgraded to high-level platforms in several stations to help commuters.

· More facilities for women and old passengers.

Joke for the Day

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating beans.

Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the dinner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.

All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.

I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than stinking cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes.

The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.

He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"!! I nearly died!!!

Golf

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IPL Teams

Lessons in Logic

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

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If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

9/11

Indian Premier League ' 08

IPL's complete schedule:
April 18: Bangalore v Kolkata at Bangalore
April 19: Mohali v Chennai at Mohali and Delhi v Jaipur at Delhi
April 20: Mumbai v Bangalore at Mumbai and Kolkata v Hyderabad at Kolkata
April 21: Jaipur v Mohali at Jaipur April 22: Hyderabad v Delhi at Hyderabad
April 23: Chennai v Mumbai at Chennai
April 24: Hyderabad v Jaipur at Hyderabad
April 25: Mohali v Mumbai at Mohali
April 26: Bangalore v Jaipur at Bangalore; Chennai v Kolkata at Chennai
April 27: Mumbai v Hyderabad at Mumbai; Mohali v Delhi at Mohali
April 28: Bangalore v Chennai at Bangalore
April 29: Kolkata v Mumbai at Kolkata
April 30: Delhi v Bangalore at Delhi.

May 1: Hyderabad v Mohali at Hyderabad; Jaipur v Kolkata at Jaipur May 2: Chennai v Delhi at Chennai.

May 3: Hyderabad at Bangalore at Hyderabad; Mohali v Kolkata at Mohali
May 4: Mumbai v Delhi at Mumbai; Jaipur v Chennai at Jaipur
May 5: Bangalore v Mohali at Bangalore
May 6: Chennai v Hyderabad at Chennai
May 7: Mumbai v Jaipur at Mumbai
May 8: Delhi v Chennai at Delhi; Kolkata v Bangalore at Kolkata
May 9: Jaipur v Hyderabad at Jaipur
May 10: Bangalore v Mumbai at Bangalore; Chennai v Mohali at Chennai
May 11: Hyderabad v Kolkata at Hyderabad; Jaipur v Delhi at Jaipur
May 12: Mohali v Bangalore at Mohali
May 13: Kolkata v Delhi at Kolkata
May 14: Mumbai v Chennai at Mumbai; Mohali v Jaipur at Mohali.
May 15: Delhi v Hyderabad at Delhi
May 16: Mumbai v Kolkata at Mumbai
May 17: Delhi v Mohali at Delhi; Jaipur v Bangalore at Jaipur
May 18: Hyderabad v Mumbai at Hyderabad; Kolkata v Chenna at Kolkata.

May 19: Bangalore v Delhi at Bangalore
May 20: Kolkata v Jaipur at Kolkata
May 21: Mumbai v Mohali at Mumbai; Chennai v Bangalore at Chennai
May 22: Delhi v Kolkata at Delhi
May 23: Mohali v Hyderabad at Mohali.
May 24: Delhi v Mumbai at Delhi; Chennai v Jaipur at Chennai
May 25: Bangalore v Hyderabad at Bangalore; Kolkata v Mohali at Kolkata
May 26: Jaipur v Mumbai at Jaipur
May 27: Hyderabad v Chennai at Hyderabad
May 28 and 29: Rest days
May 30: First semi-final at Mumbai
May 31: Second semi-final at Mumbai
June 1: Final at Mumbai.

Letter to Bill Gates

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.


3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4.. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?

Best regards,
Banta Singh

Thought for the Day

You know why windshield is so large and the rearview mirror so small???

Thats because your past is not as important as your FUTURE.

Try Solving This....

A guy who takes census report came to a house, where a man lived with three daughters. "What are your daughters' ages?" he asked. The man replied, "The product of their ages is 72, and the sum of their ages is my house number." "But that's not enough information," the census taker insisted. "All right," answered the farmer, "the oldest loves chocolate. What are the daughters' ages?

President Bush

President Bush went to a school to interact with the children.After having one brief talk with the children he asked them if they had any question to ask him.

One boy raised his hand and stood up;

Bush: whats your name

John: john

Bush: whats your question

John: sir I have three questions

1) why did America attack iraq without the approval of UNO

2) where is osama

3) why does America support Pakistan so much

Bush: you are an intelligent student john..(just then the bell for recess rang)

oh dear students we will continue after the recess is over.

After the recess

Bush: ok children where were we? Yes, so anybody wants to ask any question?

Peter raises his hand

Bush :Whats your name?

Peter : sir I have 5 questions.

1) why did America attack iraq without the approval of UNO

2) where is osama

3) Y U.S. support pakistan ?

4) why did recess bell rang 20 mins before the scheduled time

5) where is JOHN??

Think Positive

Once there was loving couple travelling in a bus in a mountainous area. They decided to get down at some place. After the couple got down at some place the bus moved on. As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus from the mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs.

Everybody on bus was killed.

The couple upon seeing that, said, "We wish we were on that bus"...

Why do u think they said that?


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If they had remained on the bus instead of deciding to get down, the resulting time delay could have been avoided and the rock would have fallen after the bus had passed ...!!!

Think positive in life always and look for opportunities when u can help Others.