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Thursday, December 27, 2007
Formula 1
F1 car is made up of 80,000 components, if it were assembled 99.9% correctly, it would still start the race with 80 things wrong!
1.When an F1 driver hits the brakes on his car he experiences retardation or deceleration comparable to a regular car driving through a BRICK wall at 300kmph!!!
2.F1 car can go from 0 to 160 kph AND back to 0 in FOUR seconds!!!!!!!
3.F1 car engines last only for about 2 hours of racing mostly before blowing up on the other hand we expect our engines to last us for a decent 20yrs on an average and they quite faithfully DO....that's the extent to which the engines r pushed to perform...
4.An average F1 driver looses about 4kgs of weight after just one race due to the prolonged exposure to high G forces and temperatures for little over an hour (Yeah that's right!!!)
5.At 550kg a F1 car is less than half the weight of a Mini.
6.To give you an idea of just how important aerodynamic design and added down force can be, small planes can take off at slower speeds than F1 cars travel on the track.
7.Without aerodynamic down force, high-performance racing cars have sufficient power to produce wheel spin and loss of control at 160 kph. They usually race at over 300 kph.
8.In a street course race like the Monaco grand prix, the down force provides enough suction to lift manhole covers. Before the race all of the manhole covers on the streets have to be welded down to prevent this from happening!
9.The refuelers used in F1 can supply 12 liters of fuel per second. This means it would take just 4 seconds to fill the tank of an average 50 liter family car. They use the same refueling rigs used on US military helicopters today.
10.TOP F1 pit crews can refuel and change tyres in around 3 seconds. It took me 8 sec to read above point
11.During the race the tyres lose weight! Each tyre loses about 0.5 kg in weight due to wear.
12.Normal tyres last 60 000 - 100 000 km. Racing tyres are designed to last 90 - 120 km.
13.A dry-weather F1 tyre reaches peak operating performance (best grip) when tread temperature is between 900C and 1200C.(Water boils boils at 100C remember) At top speed, F1 tyres rotate 50 times a second.
And that's not Magic…. Its only the Power of Human Imagination…
1.When an F1 driver hits the brakes on his car he experiences retardation or deceleration comparable to a regular car driving through a BRICK wall at 300kmph!!!
2.F1 car can go from 0 to 160 kph AND back to 0 in FOUR seconds!!!!!!!
3.F1 car engines last only for about 2 hours of racing mostly before blowing up on the other hand we expect our engines to last us for a decent 20yrs on an average and they quite faithfully DO....that's the extent to which the engines r pushed to perform...
4.An average F1 driver looses about 4kgs of weight after just one race due to the prolonged exposure to high G forces and temperatures for little over an hour (Yeah that's right!!!)
5.At 550kg a F1 car is less than half the weight of a Mini.
6.To give you an idea of just how important aerodynamic design and added down force can be, small planes can take off at slower speeds than F1 cars travel on the track.
7.Without aerodynamic down force, high-performance racing cars have sufficient power to produce wheel spin and loss of control at 160 kph. They usually race at over 300 kph.
8.In a street course race like the Monaco grand prix, the down force provides enough suction to lift manhole covers. Before the race all of the manhole covers on the streets have to be welded down to prevent this from happening!
9.The refuelers used in F1 can supply 12 liters of fuel per second. This means it would take just 4 seconds to fill the tank of an average 50 liter family car. They use the same refueling rigs used on US military helicopters today.
10.TOP F1 pit crews can refuel and change tyres in around 3 seconds. It took me 8 sec to read above point
11.During the race the tyres lose weight! Each tyre loses about 0.5 kg in weight due to wear.
12.Normal tyres last 60 000 - 100 000 km. Racing tyres are designed to last 90 - 120 km.
13.A dry-weather F1 tyre reaches peak operating performance (best grip) when tread temperature is between 900C and 1200C.(Water boils boils at 100C remember) At top speed, F1 tyres rotate 50 times a second.
And that's not Magic…. Its only the Power of Human Imagination…
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Friday, December 21, 2007
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Joke for today
Once a smart S/W engineer and his PM were traveling towards Ooty in a train. Just Opposite to their seat, a beautiful girl was sitting along with her grand ma. With in some time, Eye-Eye interactions started between Our S/W engineer & that girl. After some minutes, train started moving in to a tunnel and it was very dark.
Suddenly, every body heard a Kiss sound followed by a sound of slapping. Every body remained silent, when the train came out of the tunnel.
Grand ma thought that," The Guy is a rogue; how dare he is? He has kissed my grand daughter! But my Grand daughter is genuine; she immediately slapped that guy…"
PM thought that,” I can't believe that this guy has kissed that girl! But it is unfair that she slapped me by mistake.
That girl thought that,” I feel happy, when that guy kissed me, but I feel sorry that my grand ma has slapped him".
Finally, does u know what our clever S/W engineer thought?
"This one minute in my life is wonderful, it hardly comes...because, at a time I have kissed a girl and also I have slapped my PM.
Suddenly, every body heard a Kiss sound followed by a sound of slapping. Every body remained silent, when the train came out of the tunnel.
Grand ma thought that," The Guy is a rogue; how dare he is? He has kissed my grand daughter! But my Grand daughter is genuine; she immediately slapped that guy…"
PM thought that,” I can't believe that this guy has kissed that girl! But it is unfair that she slapped me by mistake.
That girl thought that,” I feel happy, when that guy kissed me, but I feel sorry that my grand ma has slapped him".
Finally, does u know what our clever S/W engineer thought?
"This one minute in my life is wonderful, it hardly comes...because, at a time I have kissed a girl and also I have slapped my PM.
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Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
India's Tour of Australia '08
First Test MatchTuesday, 25 December 2007
Australia v India, Melbourne, 23:30
Second Test MatchTuesday, 01 January 2008
Australia v India, Sydney, 23:30
Third Test MatchWednesday, 16 January 2008
Australia v India, Perth, 2:30
Fourth Test MatchThursday, 24 January 2008
Australia v India, Adelaide, 0:00
International Twenty20 MatchFriday, 01 February 2008
Australia v India, Melbourne, 8:30
NatWest International Triangular Series
Sunday, 03 February 2008
Australia v India, Brisbane, 3:15
Tuesday, 05 February 2008
India v Sri Lanka, Brisbane, 3:15
Friday, 08 February 2008
Australia v Sri Lanka, Sydney, 3:15
Sunday, 10 February 2008
Australia v India, Melbourne, 3:15
Monday, 11 February 2008
India v Sri Lanka, Canberra, 23:00
Friday, 15 February 2008
Australia v Sri Lanka, Perth, 2:30
Sunday, 17 February 2008
Australia v India, Adelaide, 3:15
Tuesday, 19 February 2008
India v Sri Lanka, Adelaide, 3:15
Friday, 22 February 2008
Australia v Sri Lanka, Melbourne, 3:15
Sunday, 24 February 2008
Australia v India, Sydney, 3:15
Monday, 25 February 2008
India v Sri Lanka, Hobart, 23:00
Friday, 29 February 2008
Australia v Sri Lanka, Melbourne, 3:15
Sunday, 02 March 2008
TBC v TBC, Sydney, 23:00
Tuesday, 04 March 2008
TBC v TBC, Brisbane, 23:00
Friday, 07 March 2008
TBC v TBC, Adelaide, 23:00
Australia v India, Melbourne, 23:30
Second Test MatchTuesday, 01 January 2008
Australia v India, Sydney, 23:30
Third Test MatchWednesday, 16 January 2008
Australia v India, Perth, 2:30
Fourth Test MatchThursday, 24 January 2008
Australia v India, Adelaide, 0:00
International Twenty20 MatchFriday, 01 February 2008
Australia v India, Melbourne, 8:30
NatWest International Triangular Series
Sunday, 03 February 2008
Australia v India, Brisbane, 3:15
Tuesday, 05 February 2008
India v Sri Lanka, Brisbane, 3:15
Friday, 08 February 2008
Australia v Sri Lanka, Sydney, 3:15
Sunday, 10 February 2008
Australia v India, Melbourne, 3:15
Monday, 11 February 2008
India v Sri Lanka, Canberra, 23:00
Friday, 15 February 2008
Australia v Sri Lanka, Perth, 2:30
Sunday, 17 February 2008
Australia v India, Adelaide, 3:15
Tuesday, 19 February 2008
India v Sri Lanka, Adelaide, 3:15
Friday, 22 February 2008
Australia v Sri Lanka, Melbourne, 3:15
Sunday, 24 February 2008
Australia v India, Sydney, 3:15
Monday, 25 February 2008
India v Sri Lanka, Hobart, 23:00
Friday, 29 February 2008
Australia v Sri Lanka, Melbourne, 3:15
Sunday, 02 March 2008
TBC v TBC, Sydney, 23:00
Tuesday, 04 March 2008
TBC v TBC, Brisbane, 23:00
Friday, 07 March 2008
TBC v TBC, Adelaide, 23:00
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Friday, December 14, 2007
ALCOHOL EFFECTS AND REMEDIES....
1. Symptom: Cold and and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.
2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.
4. Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.
5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!
6. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.
2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.
4. Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.
5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!
6. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.
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Thursday, December 13, 2007
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Make a Wish
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. "
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling
good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. "
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling
good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
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Monday, December 10, 2007
Joke for Today:Would you re-marry?
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. "
WIFE: “…………………” -- silence --
HUSBAND: "sh*t."
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. "
WIFE: “…………………” -- silence --
HUSBAND: "sh*t."
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Friday, December 7, 2007
Women are Smarter than Men
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.
So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.
Labels: Humour
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